About
About ME
Hello! I am a (non) professional photographer from the planet earth! I love photographing all kinds of subject matter, from people to architecture to nature.
Figuring out how to host this on my own has certainly been interesting! I almost paid money to wordpress trying to link my new domain – glad I didn’t do that. This was all lorem ipsum text so I’m filling it up with nonsense.
I’m not a professional photographer, but I’m sure you don’t want to hear about my career delivering pizzas, so hopefully this is slightly more interesting.
Wow this is sure a lot of paragraph text to fill. Didn’t really realize how much it was going to be. Would have started a short story if I knew I would be typing this much.
I started my photography career at the age of 1 when my great-great-great grandfather passed down his gunpowder-powered camera down to me. I shot portraits of people’s dogs to keep myself fed and sheltered. At the age of 6, I was hired by the secret service to shoot undercover photos of mafia bosses, which proved to be a lucrative yet dangerous career.
Many a nights I sit up and wonder to myself, is anyone even going to read this paragraph text? Why did the secret service hire me at the age of six to be their photographer? Why do bad things happen to good people? I guess the world will never know.
JB
JB PHOTOGRAPHY
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Need to use my photography skills for your own personal corporate gain? I’d be glad to shoot for you to sustain my bank account! I spent all the money I had hosting this website and desperately need work, so hire me ASAP!